One Christmas night Santa came down the chimney. Standing there
was Pamela Anderson in a dress. She hides behind the couch. And
just before Santa left she came out and said "Have sex with me
santa." But Santa replied "HO, ho, ho, Santa gotta go got a lot
of presents to deliver you know." And he left. The next year
Pamela Anderson was hiding behind the couch in her bra and
nickers. Again right before Santa left she came out and said
"Have sex with me santa." But Santa replied "HO, ho, ho, Santa
gotta go got a lot of presents to deliver you know." And he
left. The next year Pamela Anderson was hiding behind the couch
naked. Just before Santa left she came out and said "Have sex
with me santa." This time Santa stared wide eyed and said "Hey,
hey, hey santa gotta stay can't get up the chimney with a stiffy
in the way."

Shawing :lol: