The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a drivers license in
the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

DANGEROUS:.......WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
Safer:....................Can I help you with dinner!
Safest:..................Where would you like to go for dinner!
ULTRASAFE:.........HAVE SOME CHOCOLATE!!

DANGEROUS:........ARE YOU WEARING THAT?
Safer:.....................Wow! You look good in brown!
Safest:...................WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE:..........HAVE SOME CHOCOLATE!!

DANGEROUS:........WHAT ARE YOU SO WORKED UP ABOUT?
Safer:......................Could we be overreacting?
Safest:....................Here's my paycheck!
ULTRASAFE:..........HAVE SOME CHOCOLATE!!

DANGEROUS:........SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT?
Safer:.....................You know, there are a lot of apples left!
Safest:...................Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE:..........HAVE SOME CHOCOLATE!!

DANGEROUS:........WHAT DID YOU DO ALL DAY?
Safer:......................I hope you didn't over-do it today!
Safest:....................I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE...........HAVE SOME MORE CHOCOLATE!!!

11 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR..................................... ....
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Swings
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pack My Stuff

AND MY FAVORITE ONE
11. Potential Murder Suspect

i like Pack My Stuff if she is cute enough she can bend over and i'll pack her stuff :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Pretty mean sister :!: thats the one that comes to my mind :roll: