After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger
woman.
He wanted to continue living in their downtown luxury apartment
with his
new lover so he asked his wife to move out and get another
place. His
wife agreed to this, provided that he would give her 3 days
alone at the
apartment to pack up her things.

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes,
crates and
suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and
collect her
things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at
their
beautiful dining table by candlelight, put on some soft
background
music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of
Chardonnay. When
she had finished, she went into each room and deposited a few of
the
half-eaten shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain rods.
She then
cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss
for the
first few days. Then slowly the apartment began to smell. They
tried
everything; cleaning & mopping and airing the place out. Vents
were
checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned. Air
fresheners
were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off
gas
canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and
in the
end they even paid to replace the expensive carpet.

Finally, they could not take it any longer and decided to move.
They
could not find a buyer for their stinky apartment so they had to
borrow
a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The
moving
company arrived and did a very professional packing job, taking
everything to their new home...including the curtain rods.

:lol: THat would suck :lol: