gntbldr
06-08-2004, 06:33 PM
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men &
women differ so much. And I have never figured out the whole 'Venus
and
Mars' thing. I've also never figured out why men think with their head
while women think with their heart. And I've yet to figure out how the
sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears
the words "I do".
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says: "I
don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me.
I said: "WHAT??????"
So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet
dread. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional
needs
as a Woman. I'm thinking: "What was her first clue?". I finally
realized
that nothing was going to happen that night, so I went to sleep.
The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department
store. I walked around with her while she tried on three different
very
expensive outfits. She could not decide which one to take so I told
her
to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching
shoes worth $200.00 a pair to which I say ok. And then we go to the
jewelry dept. where she gets a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell
you........ she was so excited. She must have thought that I was one
wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she
was
testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not
even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that
it
was ok.
She was so excited by all of this when she finally said: "I'm
ready to go to the cash register". I could hardly contain myself when
I
blurted out: "No, honey I don't feel like buying all this stuff now."
You should have seen her face......it went completely blank. I then
said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while".
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added,
"You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man".
I figure that I won't be having sex again until sometime after
the spring of 2008.
women differ so much. And I have never figured out the whole 'Venus
and
Mars' thing. I've also never figured out why men think with their head
while women think with their heart. And I've yet to figure out how the
sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears
the words "I do".
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says: "I
don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me.
I said: "WHAT??????"
So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet
dread. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional
needs
as a Woman. I'm thinking: "What was her first clue?". I finally
realized
that nothing was going to happen that night, so I went to sleep.
The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department
store. I walked around with her while she tried on three different
very
expensive outfits. She could not decide which one to take so I told
her
to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching
shoes worth $200.00 a pair to which I say ok. And then we go to the
jewelry dept. where she gets a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell
you........ she was so excited. She must have thought that I was one
wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she
was
testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not
even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that
it
was ok.
She was so excited by all of this when she finally said: "I'm
ready to go to the cash register". I could hardly contain myself when
I
blurted out: "No, honey I don't feel like buying all this stuff now."
You should have seen her face......it went completely blank. I then
said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while".
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added,
"You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man".
I figure that I won't be having sex again until sometime after
the spring of 2008.