http://www.freakhole.com/downloads/Crotch%20Rocket.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA HAH

LMFAO...... Thats fuckin great......

Thats good. :lol:

at a second look at this thread I finaly noticed what was going on and with a laughed phrase thrown out of my (and almost a bunch of spit on the puter screen) I said
"oooohhahashit!"

:lmao:

Ya they got that one from the movie torke :!:

is that where it came from?

:lol: I dunno I was just kidding :lol: :lol: :D

oh ok i have never seen that movie .... i was cautioned against it by friends .... they said it may up the squid factor by several levels inadvertantly

I havent seen the movie either, maybe one day Ill watch it just for kicks but im tired of tv making over exagerated movies on things like cycles.

torque was the best comedy i have ever seen!!!! glad it only cost me 5 bucks, but still.....what a waste!!!

torque and biker boyz are to sreet riding\racing what kingpin is to bowling....

Torque sucked ass... it was 99.9% Computer Graphics, very few actual bike scenes... and almost all the races were either offroad (on crotch rocket dirt bikes.... :roll: ), on top of fucking trains, or down through city traffic on some prototype that goes 250 mph... ( :roll: )..... i love the end it makes me laugh everytime. *SPOILERS AHEAD* Dude is riding that prototype down through the rush hour traffic, chasing some harley ( :roll: ) going 200 + and both the cycles blow up, the dude goes FLYING without his helmet, and rolls.... and gets up clean, nothing wrong... ( :roll: )

Biker Boyz sucked too, but i think it at least did a better job at focusing on the racing aspect, even though the last race was dumb as fuck.... but in both movies, all the bikes have at least 17 gears to go through.... ever notice that? :roll:

Ok, well that was my review and long ass post (i haven't been on in awhile)

but in both movies, all the bikes have at least 17 gears to go through.... ever notice that?


LMAO

anyone who watched either of those movies deserves a kick in the nuts, line up, its time for pip to dole out some common sense via boot to tha groin

if it's got bikes in it............i'm gonna go see it. besides, i knew they were gonna suck.....i just wanted to see how BAD they were gonna suck :D

come get some lil bitch pippy......i'm pretty sure you kicking me would be like a skeeter landing on my arm....a lil irritating, but one slap and the irritation's gone