gntbldr
06-16-2004, 06:00 PM
A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"
Caught off guard, and shaken at his innocent little girl asking such a question, he starts babbling about the birds and the bees.
Then he looks at her bewildered expression and decides the best option is to tell her the truth. He sits her down, and tells her
about conception, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation and he thinks, 'what the hell,' and goes on
to tell her the works. He tells her about orgasms, masturbation, and even shows her a picture of a penis and vagina.
He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub-topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this
sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge.
Her father finally asks, "So what did you want to know about sex for?"
"Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."
Caught off guard, and shaken at his innocent little girl asking such a question, he starts babbling about the birds and the bees.
Then he looks at her bewildered expression and decides the best option is to tell her the truth. He sits her down, and tells her
about conception, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation and he thinks, 'what the hell,' and goes on
to tell her the works. He tells her about orgasms, masturbation, and even shows her a picture of a penis and vagina.
He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub-topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this
sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge.
Her father finally asks, "So what did you want to know about sex for?"
"Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."