gntbldr
06-22-2004, 08:48 AM
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he asked,
"What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish Died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up," and
I've Just buried him." The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly
"That's a really big hole for a Goldfish, isn't it?" Nancy patted down
the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your
damn cat."
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he asked,
"What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish Died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up," and
I've Just buried him." The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly
"That's a really big hole for a Goldfish, isn't it?" Nancy patted down
the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your
damn cat."