gntbldr
06-28-2004, 04:42 PM
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and
also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination
and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks
both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and
says,..............................
"Broccoli - .49 cents a pound."
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and
also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination
and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks
both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and
says,..............................
"Broccoli - .49 cents a pound."