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Anonymous
06-30-2004, 07:56 PM
dr pepper made vacum cleaners?

theres no punchline, i was just wondering

gntbldr
06-30-2004, 08:18 PM
I still think that if Airplane never became a hit naked guns wouldn't be. but that has nothing to do with whether or not an aboriginee can really flop his lower lip on the table and make his spoon flip up in the air.
YET! I know that when you flip backwards and land on you back it would definately be a back flip... what you think?

and about youyr dr pepper vacum cleaner... it would be shortly followed by the mr. pib vaccumand neither of them would have to be shaken or stirred!

I am still trying to find that pink elephant my dad always was saying is running around making all them funny noises and stinkie smells.

cbrjimmy1KRR
06-30-2004, 08:57 PM
would that be some sort of accessory that would help clean up the vaCUM when you get it on her pillow so there's no wet spot?

damn....ya'll must be on some good stuff :D



oh....pip.....i guess you need to add that word to you list......along with RPM's and DAMPNERS...............it's vacuum

Anonymous
06-30-2004, 09:02 PM
what if someone came up with flooring that didn't need vacuuming, some sort of ventilated flooring that works as a venting system for your central heat and air, something that could let dust and other shit thru and a sifter that would catch anything you may need that got dropped. :D

gntbldr
06-30-2004, 10:38 PM
http://www.zestyjokes.com/pics/0031.jpg

gntbldr
06-30-2004, 10:55 PM
I didn't find that pink elephant but I did find this:.......................






http://www.zestyjokes.com/pics/0006.jpg

gntbldr
06-30-2004, 10:58 PM
and I also found this!


http://www.zestyjokes.com/videoclips/misstree.asf

Anonymous
07-01-2004, 04:26 PM
knowing how to spell vacum makes you even gayer, thats womens work, you have alot to learn jimmy

cbrjimmy1KRR
07-01-2004, 05:28 PM
ok so i'm gay because i'm not illiterate......you are really a stoopid fuck pip. and about all you have to teach me, my friend, is creative ways to use icepicks...............come to think of it......i'd like to learn :twisted:

gntbldr
07-01-2004, 05:42 PM
Ice Pick #2 recipe




Scale ingredients to servings
1 1/2 oz Vodka
3 1/2 oz Iced Tea





In a large ice filled glass, pour vodka, then tea. Add a lemon wedge for garnish. Surprisingly refreshing.

gntbldr
07-01-2004, 05:45 PM
Me, Myself & Ice pick
Copyright © 2002 by Merlin. All rights reserved.

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He left his marriage on the table
And a sharp ice pick
She wed a man named Cain, not Able
A soul-$ucking tick

When they walked in the parking lot
She asked him a favor
Ice dream, whipped scream on top
He pulled out his flavor

When he served her wishing well
She flashed sharp-edged show and tell
Into his skin went presentation
No more life in his New Nation

She dumped his country in a pipe
a drain of filth and dung
He pumped her crotch with unborn life
and she gave forth a son

Her child still born; she was cursed
Her life was P()RN; a hidden thirst
Police traced Cain’s bloody states
back to her sharp-edged delegate

When the judged asked how she burned
a candle with no wick
She just grinned, turned
and said, “Me, myself and Ice pick”

Butter Bean
07-02-2004, 03:03 AM
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