A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted a
pair
of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to
pay
the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming
frustrated
with
the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted,
"Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair
of
shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be
my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

She stomped out, leaving the shopkeeper and the other customers
laughing and
hooting. Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set
on
catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the
young
woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he
sees
a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim,
kills
the creature and with a great deal of effort, hauls it on to the swamp
bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.

The shopkeeper watches in amazement.

Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated,
shouts out, "*#*% ... this one's barefoot too!"

:beavis: :butthead: hu hu hu huu huuuhuuhuh hu huu :roll: :wink: