gntbldr
07-08-2004, 07:18 PM
A visitor to a bed-and-breakfast inn in the country awoke early one
morning to find the farmer and his family still asleep. Slightly
irritated at not having his breakfast ready, he took a glass and
went out to the barn to try his hand at milking the cow himself.
Later, on his way back into the house, he met the farmer and his
wife who had just come downstairs to begin the day's work. "What
were you doing out in the barn?" the farmer asked. The visitor
replied, "Well, I woke up at eight o'clock and you were still
asleep, and breakfast wasn't ready, so I thought I'd go out and milk
the cow myself. It took longer than I thought it would, but after a
few minutes, she finally filled the glass all at one time." He then
took a long drink from his glass and asked, "Say, what kind of cow
is that, anyway?" "We don't have a cow, son," the farmer
replied. "We have a bull."
morning to find the farmer and his family still asleep. Slightly
irritated at not having his breakfast ready, he took a glass and
went out to the barn to try his hand at milking the cow himself.
Later, on his way back into the house, he met the farmer and his
wife who had just come downstairs to begin the day's work. "What
were you doing out in the barn?" the farmer asked. The visitor
replied, "Well, I woke up at eight o'clock and you were still
asleep, and breakfast wasn't ready, so I thought I'd go out and milk
the cow myself. It took longer than I thought it would, but after a
few minutes, she finally filled the glass all at one time." He then
took a long drink from his glass and asked, "Say, what kind of cow
is that, anyway?" "We don't have a cow, son," the farmer
replied. "We have a bull."