Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year
old
grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were
making love on Sunday morning."
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Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
church bell would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice
and
slow and even. Nothing too strenuous simply in on the Ding and out on
the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "And if the damned
ice cream van hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

hahaha :D