> An attorney got home late one evening after a very taxing day trying to
> get
> a stay of execution for a client, named Wilbur Wright, who was due to be
> hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the
> governor had failed and he was feeling tired and depressed.
>
>
> As soon as he got through the door his wife started on about, "What
> time of
> night do you call this? Where have you been?" and on and on Too
> shattered to
> play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a
> very large whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub...
> pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.
>
>
> While he was in the bath the phone rang, which the wife answered and was
> told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution
after
> all. Realizing what a day he must have had, she relented a little and
went
> upstairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door she
was
> greeted by the sight of her husband's rear view as he bent over naked
> drying
> his legs and feet. "They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.
>
> The attorney whirled around and screamed hysterically, "For crying out
loud
> woman, don't you ever stop?"

:D

GTFOB :twisted:
Id rather eat stale cold bread in the attic than to sit at a banquet with a nagging woman :x

liked that :D