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gntbldr
07-26-2004, 05:21 PM
> BUTT SURGERY
> A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's
> face
> was
> severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't
> graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny.
>
> So the
>
> husband
>
> offered
>
> to donate some of his own skin.
> However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was
> suitable
> would have to come from his buttocks.
> The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about
> where
> the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor
> their
> secret.
>
> After all, this was a very delicate matter.
> After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the
> woman's
> new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before!
> All
> her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful
> beauty!
> One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome
> with
> emotion
> at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for
> everything
>
> you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
>
> "My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every
>
> time
>
> I
> see
> your
> mother kiss you on the cheek

Anonymous
07-26-2004, 07:11 PM
hahahahahahaha I love it, that would make it worth it, wouldn't it
:nod: :rofl: :worship: :nod: :rofl: :worship: :nod: :rofl: :worship:

Anonymous
07-26-2004, 07:13 PM
well in alot of families anyway.

My mother in law and me get along great so it wouldn't be ASs funny. :D

By-Tor
07-26-2004, 08:13 PM
My mother in law can kiss my hairy ass skin while its still attached to me :twisted:

Friction954
07-26-2004, 10:38 PM
:D classic!

I agree ByTor.... no doubt in laws suck

gntbldr
07-27-2004, 01:14 AM
I thought this one would be a small hit! HAHAHA

cbrjimmy1KRR
07-27-2004, 08:50 AM
YES......the ultimate revenge. :D

Truck
07-30-2004, 10:16 PM
My mother in law has already kissed my ass, left such a tast in her mouf that she dont want any more :lol: