gntbldr
07-26-2004, 05:21 PM
> BUTT SURGERY
> A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's
> face
> was
> severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't
> graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny.
>
> So the
>
> husband
>
> offered
>
> to donate some of his own skin.
> However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was
> suitable
> would have to come from his buttocks.
> The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about
> where
> the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor
> their
> secret.
>
> After all, this was a very delicate matter.
> After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the
> woman's
> new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before!
> All
> her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful
> beauty!
> One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome
> with
> emotion
> at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for
> everything
>
> you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
>
> "My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every
>
> time
>
> I
> see
> your
> mother kiss you on the cheek
> A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's
> face
> was
> severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't
> graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny.
>
> So the
>
> husband
>
> offered
>
> to donate some of his own skin.
> However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was
> suitable
> would have to come from his buttocks.
> The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about
> where
> the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor
> their
> secret.
>
> After all, this was a very delicate matter.
> After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the
> woman's
> new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before!
> All
> her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful
> beauty!
> One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome
> with
> emotion
> at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for
> everything
>
> you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
>
> "My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every
>
> time
>
> I
> see
> your
> mother kiss you on the cheek