Priceless
>
> While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10
> miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge
> only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side
> lying in wait.
>
> The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and
> with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and
> love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
>
> To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
>
> "Oh yeah," said the cop, "What do you do?"
>
> "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
>
> The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And
> just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
>
> "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger,
> then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then
> four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to
> side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
> but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
>
> "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot
> asshole?" he asked.
>
> "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a
> bridge..."
>
> Traffic Ticket: $95.00
> Court Costs: $45.00
> The Look on Cop's Face: PRICELESS
>
> --

:lol:

:rofl:

:lol:

that cheered me up after a shitty day! thanks man