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olderRR.
08-03-2004, 08:21 AM
GOD! I love these moods. Get out the sledge and beat something into the dirt. WTF do you do to get out of this mood? Fuckin anger management, yeah right. Ole lady yells at me,

"COUNT TO TEN!"

I just take a hold a that sledge and count out ten blows.
ONE ! BAM! TWO! BAM! THREE! BAM! Right on up to TEN! Now, THAT REEEEALLY pisses her off! Then she starts yellin shit like,

"DON'T MAKE ME COME OUT THERE!"

Like that would FUCKING HELP????? Know what I mean?
Then I move on to teh next item up to smash, count to ten AGAIN! ONE! BAM! TWO! BAM! THREE! BAM! .......... FUCKIN AYE@!!!!!!!!! After I count to ten about a hundred fucking times, I feel better. Everything I own is nice and flattened out, but I 'FEEL' better. Anybody else got any 'FUN' tricks for taking care a this kinda shit?
Just thought I'd share my wonderful method........... :eek:

By-Tor
08-03-2004, 08:43 AM
:butthead: Fire :!: .....HUHUHUHUHU..... :beavis: YEAH :!: ....Fire :!: .....HEHEHEHEHEHE.....

Anonymous
08-03-2004, 11:16 AM
Thats some funny shit.......

What I do is grab the MP3 player and my 954 and hit the road and think of nothing but myself and good times for a while..... Works every time......

olderRR.
08-03-2004, 01:45 PM
I don't ride anymore when I'm that pissed off. I start fuckin with everything and everybody else on the road.... Not a good thing.

Fire might be good. cept it's so dry out west that if I lit a fire everything within a fifty mile radius would burn down. Again, prolly not a good thing. I went to the store today and bought an axe. A light axe. I got about 20 trees in my yard I need to get rid of. I think I'll just go BEAT THE FUCK outa one a these trees next time......

:D :D :D

By-Tor
08-03-2004, 02:53 PM
:chainsaw: :bonk: :crash: :heartbreaker: :steaming: :pissed:

fukinnuts
08-03-2004, 03:18 PM
I throw on some heavy music and beat the shit out my heavy bag. By the time I'm done, I'm so tired I can't possibly be pissed anymore.

Anonymous
08-03-2004, 04:34 PM
I don't ride anymore when I'm that pissed off

ditto on that I try to stay away from the toys when I'm pissed..

I just try to keep to my self, and not put it on anybody else.

sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't... :x

gntbldr
08-03-2004, 04:53 PM
ummm.... uhhh.... well..............

I remember the movie "Parenthood" where the granny tells Steve Martin that life is all one big rollercoaster and to not try and control something that needs to just run it's course... hold on, and feel the rush.

but I normally find muself attacking the variable that disrupted my harmony.

Last one of them was a co-worker that said to me "that's not my job" .



what's up P? why you flipping?

olderRR.
08-03-2004, 07:10 PM
I don't know. Wasn't as bad as it sounded. X-rays. Went in today the took x-rays and I got to see for the first time. Lore's leg is titanium from her knee to her ankle. I quit counting screws when I had to sit down. Tomorrow is graft day fucking finally. She's going to be flat on her back not able to move again! for two weeks at least. SHIIIIT! She was just getting a bit mobil on the crutches. I'm just worn out with the saga, if you know what I mean. There's big gaps in her bones. Doc says it's normal but he doesn't see much growth in her bones yet. What I really wanted to do was SMASH THE FUCK out of a Dodge Ram 2500. I FUCKING HATE THOSE things now. FUCK! Sorry for vent. It's just hard when it's your mate. whole damn thing woulda been so much easier had it been me. Then I'd have a reason to be cryin.
AAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

:( :( :(

gntbldr
08-03-2004, 07:36 PM
:hug: .

By-Tor
08-03-2004, 07:51 PM
Hang in there older and once again I'm sending my best wishes to your wife and you. Cant imagine what you must be feeling right now :(

fukinnuts
08-04-2004, 06:59 PM
Stay strong olderRR. Shit could be worse. Hope your girl makes a full recovery.