gntbldr
08-06-2004, 12:46 PM
Some Aussie definitions.................
GUNT - What young gals show when they wear the latest fashion hipster
jeans & pants. It's the gap between the gut & the....
AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a
'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
GOING FOR A McShit - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention
of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff
member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards
is a McShit with Lies.
BEER COAT - The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a
booze cruise at 3 in the morning.
BEER COMPASS - The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a Booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from.
BOBFOC - Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch.
BRITNEY SPEARS - Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of
Britney's please, Doreen".
BRUCE LEE - Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).
DRINK-LINK - A modern term for a teller machine (ATM). Named so
because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze.
GREYHOUND - A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
HAND-TO-GLAND COMBAT - A vigorous masturbation session.
MONKEY BATH - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:
"Oo!Oo!Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".
MUMBLER - An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc. i.e. you
can see the 'lips moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.
MYSTERY BUS - The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while
you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive
people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
MYSTERY TAXI - The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning
before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves
a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
NELSON MANDELA - Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager)
PICASSO ARSE - A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she
looks like she's got four buttocks.
SWAMP-DONKEY - A deeply unattractive woman.
TART FUEL - Bottled Alcopops, e.g. Alcohol, regularly consumed by
young women.
TITANIC - A lady who goes down first time out.
UP ON BLOCKS - Menstruating i.e. out of action, a bit like a car in a
garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on blocks".
WALLACE AND GROMIT - Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.
WYNONA RYDER - Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e.g. "Pint of Wynona, half
a Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen"
GUNT - What young gals show when they wear the latest fashion hipster
jeans & pants. It's the gap between the gut & the....
AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a
'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
GOING FOR A McShit - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention
of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff
member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards
is a McShit with Lies.
BEER COAT - The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a
booze cruise at 3 in the morning.
BEER COMPASS - The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a Booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from.
BOBFOC - Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch.
BRITNEY SPEARS - Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of
Britney's please, Doreen".
BRUCE LEE - Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).
DRINK-LINK - A modern term for a teller machine (ATM). Named so
because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze.
GREYHOUND - A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
HAND-TO-GLAND COMBAT - A vigorous masturbation session.
MONKEY BATH - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:
"Oo!Oo!Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".
MUMBLER - An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc. i.e. you
can see the 'lips moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.
MYSTERY BUS - The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while
you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive
people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
MYSTERY TAXI - The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning
before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves
a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
NELSON MANDELA - Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager)
PICASSO ARSE - A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she
looks like she's got four buttocks.
SWAMP-DONKEY - A deeply unattractive woman.
TART FUEL - Bottled Alcopops, e.g. Alcohol, regularly consumed by
young women.
TITANIC - A lady who goes down first time out.
UP ON BLOCKS - Menstruating i.e. out of action, a bit like a car in a
garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on blocks".
WALLACE AND GROMIT - Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.
WYNONA RYDER - Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e.g. "Pint of Wynona, half
a Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen"