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: Good cop bad cop part2


Wheelie
08-08-2004, 12:07 PM
Last night 40-50 of us leave the hangout, we followed my buddy to get his Hen(girl), 20 minute drive, rode some long wheelies(riding on the backtire) on the way, we leave the Hen house(girls house), get on the service road, im one of the last bikes in the pack(bunch of bikes), I see bikes pulling over a bike slinding and sparks flying, bike is totalled, I see a Hen(girl) rolling and sliding, she gets up a walks to the shoulder, also the guy doing the same thing, she was wearing a jacket, but sandals, so she had some pretty good road rash, cops pull up, ems pulls up, the guy gets out and just walks up (ems)very slow like he is on break or something, I bet he thought it was a guy laying there and he didnt care, well it was the Hen(girl), cops seem angry I didnt know why, come to find out the driver of the bike fled the seen, leaving his Hen, so I go to get on Gixxie(my bike), a cop tells me give me your license and insurance, whoops(uh oh) I left them at home, then he asked if I had anything with my name on it, I was thinking I had something in the trunk and was going to get it, then the cop next to him hollers(yells) at me, HE SAID TO SIT DOWN CANT YOU HERE, so im thinking 2 tickets Monday I can get them dismissed, then I think, oh no, he will tow my Gixxie. 2 guys that ride with us, 1 is a ex cop GSXR-750, the other a current cop Busa(Suzuki Hayabusa), they were doing a lot of talking to the other cops, then the one that ride the Busa(Hayabusa) tells me stay cool(chill=stay silent) we will ride off in a few minutes, time goes buy, cop tells everyone that if their bike is street legal to leave, climb on Gixxie(my bike) and the cop says my bike is not street legal, the tag is under the tail section, yes I have a light on it, he didnt care, so the Busa(Suzuki Hayabusa) cop tells me again we will leave when all but 1 unit leaves, that was his buddy, he was wanting the other cop cars to leave and he would let us go, so the wrecker leaves, the other units leave, and we ride off no tickets! WOW, I mean weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
PS, what a jerk for leaving his Hen(girl), I dont care if he had warrants or whatever, that was a bad move. Oh yea it wasnt my buddy that crashed. weeee

Da1000RRStuna
08-08-2004, 02:19 PM
wtf is a Hen?
you fuckin hillbillys!!!

Wheelie
08-08-2004, 03:48 PM
Hen=Chick=Girl=Female=Stella. I forgot sTuna, youz guyz live in da concrete jungle=hood=crib=getto. weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Wheelie
08-08-2004, 04:00 PM
( ) is for sTuna to understand Texas slang, sorry spell check doesnt have a ghetto correction button. weeeeeeeeeeeee

Anonymous
08-08-2004, 04:34 PM
sorry spell check doesnt have a ghetto correction button. weeeeeeeeeeeee

:roll: :D

that is messed up that he left his girl, but you never know, she may have told him too...

at least you got off without any tickets.weeee

Truck
08-08-2004, 08:50 PM
Man if I were you id ride with those cops everytime you go out. :wink:

gntbldr
08-09-2004, 11:32 AM
dang.......

GeNeRaL
08-09-2004, 01:22 PM
I'm sorry, but i can't stop laughin at the whole Hen thing...
I found this on the net somewhere...

http://members.cox.net/geoff-l/wheelie.jpg

Wheelie
08-09-2004, 01:40 PM
thats not a hen. weeeee

By-Tor
08-09-2004, 01:42 PM
Thanks alot GeNeRaL! I just spit soda all over my monitor :lol: :D

Wheelie
08-09-2004, 01:45 PM
but i do love sTunna. weeeee

Anonymous
08-09-2004, 07:29 PM
:lol:

GeNeRaL
08-10-2004, 07:50 AM
thats not a hen. weeeee

lol, dunno if it is or not, but it came up on a google image search for "hen" lol

Truck
08-10-2004, 09:02 AM
Thats a rooster for you city boys. And that would be funny ifn he humped that. :!:

cbrjimmy1KRR
08-10-2004, 09:47 AM
:no:


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