>A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather
>sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with
>nothing on from the waist down.
>
>"Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed. "Your weenie is out in the
>wind for everyone to see!"
>
>The old man looked off in the distance without answering.
>
>"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the
>waist?" he asked again.
>
>The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well... last week I sat out
>here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's
>idea.."

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