BABs
08-20-2004, 04:17 PM
> A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the
> man looksover at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big,
> I mean reallybig. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
>
> With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the
> grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured
> his wife's bottom.
>
> "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
>
> The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed,
> the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances
> towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
>
> "What's wrong?" he asks.
> She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this
> big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
> man looksover at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big,
> I mean reallybig. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
>
> With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the
> grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured
> his wife's bottom.
>
> "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
>
> The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed,
> the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances
> towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
>
> "What's wrong?" he asks.
> She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this
> big-ass grill for one little weenie?"