Aug 6, 2004(Reuters) Professor Sanford Calhoun of the
materials engineering Dept. of Texas A&M today
announced a new bra that will prevent women's breasts
from jiggling and won't show the hardened
nipples when the weather turns cold.

Aug 7, 2004 (Reuters) The faculty of the materials
engineering Dept. of Texas A&M today took Professor
Sanford Calhoun outside & beat the shit out of him.