gntbldr
08-24-2004, 01:00 PM
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing
stories on how they died.
1st woman: "I froze to death."
2nd woman: "How horrible!"
1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?"
2nd woman: "I died of a massive heart attack.I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV."
1st woman: "So what happened?"
2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking.I ran up into the
attic and searched, and down into the basement.Then I went through
every closet and checked under all the beds.I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died."
1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both
still be alive..."
stories on how they died.
1st woman: "I froze to death."
2nd woman: "How horrible!"
1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?"
2nd woman: "I died of a massive heart attack.I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV."
1st woman: "So what happened?"
2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking.I ran up into the
attic and searched, and down into the basement.Then I went through
every closet and checked under all the beds.I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died."
1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both
still be alive..."