> > >>>> An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on
board,
> > > > but only 4 parachutes.
> > > >>>> The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA
> basketball
> > > >>>> player. The Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took
the
> > > >>>> first
> > > >>>> pack and left the plane. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton
> > > >>>> said, "I am the wife of the former
> > > >>>> US President, a Senator from New York and a potential future
> > > >>>> president
> > > >>>> And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's
> people
> > > >>>> don't want me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out of
> > > >>>> the plane.
> > > >>>> The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a Senator, and a
> > > >>>> decorated
> > > >>>> war hero from the Army of the United States of America". I am
also
> > > >>>> going
> > > >>>> to be my party's nominee for President. So he grabbed the pack
> > > >>>> next to
> > > >>>> him and jumped. The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush,
> > > >>>> said to the fifth
> > > >>>> passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life,
> and
> > > >>>> served my country well I will sacrifice my life and let you have
> > > >>>> the last parachute."
> > > >>>> The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you.
> > > >> America's smartest woman took my schoolbag.

:lol:

haahahahahahahahaahahhahahhahahashaah

we'll be wishing that was true in a few years.