Subject: missing Clinton?
> > > >
> > > > I don't care what party you are this is absolutely
> > > > hilarious.
> > > >
> > > > Missing Bill Clinton
> > > > Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a
> > > > black comedian
> > > > who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right
> > > > - I miss Bill Clinton!
> > > > He was the closest thing we ever got to having a
> > > > black man as President.
> > > > Number 1- He played the sax.
> > > > Number 2- He smoked weed.
> > > > Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women.
> > > > Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he
> > > > don't! And, he gets a
> > > > check from the government every month.
> > > >
> > > > Manufacturers announced today that they will be
> > > > stocking America's
> > > > shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of
> > > > one of the nations'
> > > > most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a
> > > > weenie in hot water.
> > > >
> > > > Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line
> > > > to honor Bill Clinton.
> > > > The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada
> > > > this year.
> > > >
> > > > When asked what he thought about foreign affairs,
> > > > Clinton
> > > > replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
> > > >
> > > > Clinton lacked only three things to become one of
> > > > America's finest
> > > > leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.
> > > > Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry,
> > > > Curly and Moe.
> > > > The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear
> > > > to tell the
> > > > truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it
> > > > to be, and nothing but
> > > > what I think you need to know."
> > > >
> > > > Clinton will be recorded in history as the only
> > > > President to do Hanky
> > > > Panky between Bushes.

:lol: :D