A woman went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift. The
surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The
Knob", where a small knob is placed on the back of a
woman's head that she could turn to tighten up her
skin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift. Of
course, the woman wanted "The Knob."
Over the course of the years, she turned the knob and
the effects were wonderful - she remained young
looking and vibrant. After 15 years, she returned to
the surgeon. "All these years, everything has been
working
just fine. I've turned the knob many times and I've
always loved the results. But now I've developed two
annoying problems:
First, I have these big bags under my eyes and the
knob just won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those
aren't bags, those are your breasts."
The woman said, "I guess that explains the goatee."

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