Little Bobby and Tommy were only in pre school, but man did they have dirty mouths. The Mom and Dad were getting ready to eat breakfast one morning and the two parents just knew that something had to be done. So, the dad said he would take care of it.

Dad said, "Bobby, what do you want for breakfast?" Bobby said... " well dad, I'm pretty damn hungry this morning... I think I'll have some fuckin' Wheaties!" BAMMM!!! The dad slapped little ol' Bobby right out of his high chair and yelled at him.." GET BACK IN YOUR CHAIR BOY!!" So, Bobby climbed back up in the highchair.

Dad said again... " what do you want for breakfast?" Bobby said... " Shit man, I thought I already told you dumbass... I want some fuckin' WHEATIES!!!" BAMM!!!! The dad slapped the crap out of Bobby and yelled..."GET UP TO YOUR ROOM! RIGHT NOW!!!" So Bobby ran up to his room limping and crying from the beating his dad gave him.

There sat little Tommy shaking in his diapers. The Dad looked at him and said, "You saw what happened to your brother... now I'm only gona ask you ONCE!!! ......... What do you want for breakfast?" Little Tommy sat there a few moments, sweating and shaking. Finally he replied........


" Well..... I don't know.... but you bet your sweet fuckin' ass I don't want no fuckin' WHEATIES!!!"

:D

hahaha :P