A Dad sits his teenaged son down and tells him all about the birds and the bees. He gives his son a rubber and says, "Son... the day you finally score... you let me know and we will go out and celebrate!!

A few months later the kid comes home and tells his Dad, " Hey Dad, guess what... I finally got laid today!!" The Dad was so excited for his son, they decided to go to the local bar and celebrate.

As soon as they walked in the bartender yelled, " HEY!!!!! He can't come in here ... he's not 21!!!" The dad said, " Oh come on .... my boy just got laid!" Everyone in the bar cheered for the studly young man and they all began to buy rounds for the kid and his dad.

The bartender asked the kid, " So.... what did you think? Pretty cool huh!!" The kid just kind of sat there and said, " Ahhh it was OK ..... I guess." The bartender said, " What do you mean?!!!!! Just OK?!!!..... I still remember the first time for me !" Again, the kid just sat there.

Finally after a few minutes the bartender said, " So.... do you think you will ever do it again?!!! The kid stands up and says...........

"Damn man... not anytime soon.... My ass is freakin' killing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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