There's a man with a bald head and a wooden leg who gets invited to a
> >Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head
>and
> >his leg, so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A
>few
> >days later he receives a parcel with the following note:
> >
> >Dear Sir:
> >Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief
> >will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be
> >just right as a pirate.
> >
> >Very truly yours,
> >Acme Costume Co.
> >
> >The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized
> >his wooden leg, and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week
> >goes by and he receives another parcel and a note which says:
> >
> >Dear Sir,
> >Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your
>wooden
> >leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
> >
> >Very truly yours.
> >
> >Now the man is really upset, since they have gone from emphasizing his
> >wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head. So again he writes the company
>a
> >nasty letter of complaint.
> >
> >The next day he gets a small parcel and a note which reads:
> >
> >Dear Sir:
> >Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your
>bald
> >head, stick your wooden leg up your ass, and go as a caramel apple.
>
>

chuckle.