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Anonymous
02-23-2004, 02:51 AM
i knew an honest teather ball poll once, he told me he much preferred nylon to horsehair rope, he also said an obscenely large number of children would use him as an auto erotic stimulation tool, he wasnt impressed because they were mostly boys and that technically made him a child molestor

imagine the problems wed have if the world was like disney world, and innanimate objects had sentience, then parents would sue teather ball poles and have them melted down into something else, but then wed have discussion on operah about whether or not all the metal that came from that particular mine was bad, or if it occured in the smelting and mixing process, and if you melted down an object with "bad" qualites would they remain...

o man

post i made on another board, i think we should have international messageboard post rotation day, where everyone posts shit from other boards

my ideas rock, your ideas suck, thats cause im an ideas man, i get 15 scene points for reference to a movie that makes fun of australia

cbrjimmy1KRR
02-23-2004, 06:13 AM
LOL....that reminds me of some deep Jack Handy stuff :P

..once i was walking by a pond and saw a duck swimming in a circle....this made me sad for the duck, because he must have only one leg. then, another day, i went for a walk by the SAME pond and the SAME duck was on land walking around, ON TWO LITTLE DUCK FEET!!! i rejoiced!!!!! then i started to think, maybe the duck was swimming in a circle because he wanted too.

this is the only board i post on....these guys are the best....even you pip, you entertain me. i ain't a post whore(yet) and i'm definitely no forum HO.
have a nice day :D

Anonymous
02-23-2004, 09:22 AM
Where do you guys get this stuff?

gntbldr
02-23-2004, 10:26 AM
from da noodle!

it's a wonderful maze in da noodle hood, a wonderful day like you knew it would, so won't you be thine, shant you be thine, your my noodles confuser................. :eyepopping:


Hello Boys (haven't seen any girls),

I'm Mr. Noodle. Today in the noodledome we are going to practice articulation. With the excersises we will perform today you will find that a mind is a beautiful thing to ponder with.
You can work on reading all things backwards, or you can work on turning it all into piglatin. But for now we will try only to switch the first set of constanats in any two word phrase...
An example would be to say that any dod gamned fupid stucker citting on a storner is more likely to slitch bap pipey for coming up with a bon of a sitching thread as this.
It makes you laugh and remember the old Snap song of the things that make you go Hmmmmmmmmmmmm :roll:

:wink:

gntbldr
07-21-2005, 12:50 PM
bump

Luvfender
07-21-2005, 06:08 PM
bump

What the fuck does bump mean?

cbrjimmy1KRR
07-21-2005, 06:11 PM
moved up from the cellar

By-Tor
07-21-2005, 06:12 PM
bumpin' an old thread back to the top of the page :wink:

Luvfender
07-21-2005, 06:34 PM
Thanks,

I feel like a virgin :roll:

Anonymous
07-21-2005, 07:25 PM
this is quite possibly one of the best things ive ever written

gntbldr
07-21-2005, 07:27 PM
you're welcome for the bump














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