gntbldr
01-28-2005, 05:24 PM
One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the
announcer
say, "We are going to have 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park
your car
on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get
through."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer
says, "
We are expecting 10-12 inches of snow today, "You must park your car on
the
odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.
Norman's
wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio
announcer
says, "We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow today. You must
park........"
then the electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with
a
worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do.
Which
side of the street do I park on so the plow can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are
married
to Blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the
garage
this time?
announcer
say, "We are going to have 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park
your car
on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get
through."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer
says, "
We are expecting 10-12 inches of snow today, "You must park your car on
the
odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.
Norman's
wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio
announcer
says, "We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow today. You must
park........"
then the electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with
a
worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do.
Which
side of the street do I park on so the plow can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are
married
to Blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the
garage
this time?