You know you're living in 2004 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail your friend who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" or "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. Contractors out number permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.

AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE ..

13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.

14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends."

15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore,except to send you jokes from the net.

16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.

17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9.

18. And now you are laughing at yourself!

fuckin funny yo, definately good shit

this was a good one GNT

got me with the number 9

:lol:

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I
would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because
if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but
we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that,
but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part
of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime
rates in
the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We
are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of
subpoenaed documents.
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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass,
and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.

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"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies
manager, Danny Ozark
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice
President
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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle
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" It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or

another" --George Bush, US President
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we
need?" --Lee Iacocca
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"I was provided with additional input that was radically different
from the
truth. I assisted in furthering that version." --Colonel Oliver
North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy
like
Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports
analyst.
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types
of
people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton,
President
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"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
--Al Gore, VP
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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of
Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as
they
go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And
the
next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark
S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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Absorutery! Like the new Avitar?

What avitar??????

Nevermind....it loaded

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LOL... that avitar is just.... just not right :eek: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yea what ever turns you on. :lol: :D

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