i decided i didnt want to wait until after whatever time the road goes back to two way, its a main thouroughfair though, and drove around the barrier, only to be stopped in about 3 seconds by a harley riding sidecar sportin very angry bike cop with matching gay knee high boots and obnoxious attitude, like i had just given his boyfriend herpes or something

needless to say i stopped my car. turned it off, and took out my lic and whatnot. i was going the wrong way so he was in front of me.
he walks up

i wait a second, then decide to put the window down, im laughing like shit.

hi, what seems to be the problem officer

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, DID YOU MAKE A U TURN UP THERE ... BLAH BLAH BLAH

yes, i did, ileagally i know, i just dont like waiting, wait......im LOST

GODFUCKING DAMNIT...

heres my lic...

I DONT HAVE FUCKING TIME TO WRITE YOU JUST TURN AROUND AND GO BACK OUT THE WAY YOU CAME

hahahahaha {i salute him, its always good to show proper respect for the men in blue that keep us safe, and driving the right way and stuff}

.....[still looking ornery as i drive away]

You should have spoke to him in a British accent and asked him what he was doing on the wrong side!

Man that would confuse the hell out of me if they switched roads from one way to two way around here. We have 2 main roads (4 lanes wide each) that are one ways. One runs north to south and the other the opposite. They are separated by a block with cross streets the whole length.

Every once in a while when coming home from down town there will be headlights comin the wrong way. It's like a game of chicken.

My brother was driving on the Merrit Parkway at 2 am last year and a car was coming the wrong way! Only 2 lanes wide. Could have been real ugly.

LOL!!! sooo did you just Play stupid or is it natural? :lol:

my salute was sincere

i take any and everyone who wheres hammer pants and a gay half helmet and respect ma athoritaaaaahhhhh sunglasses seriously

thats why i waited until he was standing there looking at me all angry for a few seconds before i went ohhhhhhhh like i forgot to roll the window down

they hate that

thats great tore with the brit accent, i gotta do that

well i plumb forgot i wasnt et home!!!

yeah right

no really, im not too worried about driving the wrong way, no ones gonna die, and people who want to get upset about it i laugh at, so sorry massa you no believe my story, thousand pardons

Only PiP could have pulled that off.

like a fat chicks panties

that's just wrong. could you have at least thought of a hot hot chick or something?

ANYBODY can pull off a fat chicks panties.... Try gettin 'em back on. That's the real trick......
:eek:

not when shes yer sister

or YOUR mother......

:lol: