DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:



40-ish..................................... ...49


Adventurous............................. .Slept with everyone


Athletic................................ .......No tits


Average looking.........................Ugly


Beautiful............................... .....Pathological liar


Contagious Smile......................Does a lot of pills


Emotionally Secure...................On medication


Feminist................................ ....Fat


Free spirit.................................J unkie


Friendship first..........................Former slut


Fun..................................... ......Annoying


Old-fashioned...........................No BJs


Open-minded............................Desper ate


Outgoing................................ ...Loud and Embarrassing


Passionate.............................. ..Sloppy drunk


Professional............................ ...Bitch


Voluptuous.............................. ...Very Fat


Large frame...............................Huge ly Fat


Wants Soul mate.......................Stalker

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