> > An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the
yard
> and
> > asked him, "Grandpa, what is sex?" The grandfather was surprised
that
she
> > would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to
know
to
> > ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer.
> Steeling
> > himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about
human
> > reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.
> >
> > When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him
with
her
> > mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her
face,
> > the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?"
> >
> > The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready
in
just
> a
> > couple of secs."

:eek: :lol:

ha hahahahaha

DOH!!!!!!!!
:D