gntbldr
03-22-2004, 11:20 AM
Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid term exam. The
last question was: "Name seven advantages of mother's milk. The correct
answer will be worth 70 points or none at all."
One student, who had partied a little too hard the night before, was
hard put to think of seven advantages.
With time running out, he came up with the following:
1. It is a perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always available as needed.
4. It is always at the right temperature.
5. It is inexpensive.
6. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.
Then he was stuck.
Finally, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he
wrote...
7. It comes in such cute containers.
He got an "A."
last question was: "Name seven advantages of mother's milk. The correct
answer will be worth 70 points or none at all."
One student, who had partied a little too hard the night before, was
hard put to think of seven advantages.
With time running out, he came up with the following:
1. It is a perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always available as needed.
4. It is always at the right temperature.
5. It is inexpensive.
6. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.
Then he was stuck.
Finally, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he
wrote...
7. It comes in such cute containers.
He got an "A."