cbrjimmy1KRR
05-22-2005, 11:08 AM
and i mean that literally.....I PUNCHED THAT BITCH IN THE FACE!!!
i was up front with 2 buds close behind. we were just cruising around 70, not riding real hard at all when i round this 45mph curve and see her standing in the opposite lane close to the side of the road. well, the damn thing coulda easily just ran into the woods, but NOOOOOOOOO the whore just had to make a B-line for my head light. i had jammed on the brakes and got it down to around 45, but i couldn't avoid her. i just tensed up and stuck my size 14 out to kick the cunt away, but got her in more of the midsection, but we both had up wnough steam that her head/jaw impacted on my clutch hand. i had everything tensed up and the bike made a little wiggle and i kept going, but boy is my hand sore :P
instantly i check my mirrors and hope my buddies make it through but all i saw was headlights and deer legs. i turned that bitch every which way but loose....she looked like a deer pretzel and they made it through fine, seeing as how they had a tad bit more time to react. so i pulled over expecting the worst, and other than some deer hair in my glove and a throbbing hand.............there was NO damage, NADA, ZILCH, ZIPPO!!!
i would kill to have footage, they both told me it was one of the wildest things they have ever seen. i don't know if there was more skill, luck, devine intervention, or a combo of all, but i can now say i hit a deer on my bike.......AND WON!!!!!!
i was up front with 2 buds close behind. we were just cruising around 70, not riding real hard at all when i round this 45mph curve and see her standing in the opposite lane close to the side of the road. well, the damn thing coulda easily just ran into the woods, but NOOOOOOOOO the whore just had to make a B-line for my head light. i had jammed on the brakes and got it down to around 45, but i couldn't avoid her. i just tensed up and stuck my size 14 out to kick the cunt away, but got her in more of the midsection, but we both had up wnough steam that her head/jaw impacted on my clutch hand. i had everything tensed up and the bike made a little wiggle and i kept going, but boy is my hand sore :P
instantly i check my mirrors and hope my buddies make it through but all i saw was headlights and deer legs. i turned that bitch every which way but loose....she looked like a deer pretzel and they made it through fine, seeing as how they had a tad bit more time to react. so i pulled over expecting the worst, and other than some deer hair in my glove and a throbbing hand.............there was NO damage, NADA, ZILCH, ZIPPO!!!
i would kill to have footage, they both told me it was one of the wildest things they have ever seen. i don't know if there was more skill, luck, devine intervention, or a combo of all, but i can now say i hit a deer on my bike.......AND WON!!!!!!