gntbldr
03-24-2004, 01:18 PM
In a mental institution,a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a car, with his hands at the proper 10 O'clock and 2 O'clock position on the steering wheel.
The nurse asks him," Hello Charlie! What are you doing?" Charlie replies"Can't talk right now I'm driving to Chicago!"
The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stopped driving his imaginary car and she asks "Well Charlie, how you doing?"
Charlie says "I'm exhausted,I just got into Chicago and I need some rest."
"That's great," replied the nurse,"I'm glad you had a safe trip."
The nurse leaves Charlie's room, and then goes across the hall into another patients' room and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously.
Very surprised she shouts"Ed what are you doing ! ? "
To which Ed replies, "Shhh, I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago".
The nurse asks him," Hello Charlie! What are you doing?" Charlie replies"Can't talk right now I'm driving to Chicago!"
The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stopped driving his imaginary car and she asks "Well Charlie, how you doing?"
Charlie says "I'm exhausted,I just got into Chicago and I need some rest."
"That's great," replied the nurse,"I'm glad you had a safe trip."
The nurse leaves Charlie's room, and then goes across the hall into another patients' room and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously.
Very surprised she shouts"Ed what are you doing ! ? "
To which Ed replies, "Shhh, I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago".