It's Not Easy BEING A GUY! If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the tough things in life, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework while she works, you're a sissy.

If you work too hard, you're a workaholic who never has time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, she's being exploited. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If she gets a promotion ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you don't, it's typical male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive jerk.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, you're dominating her because she's a woman. If she asks you to do something you don't enjoy, it's a favor.

If you show a strong appreciation of the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try hard to keep yourself in shape, you're vain and self-obsessed. If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else.

It's not easy being a GUY!!!

it's not easy being a guy because.......YOU CAN NOT WIN!!!! there's no middle ground, you either do too much, or not enough. you can NEVER say the right thing. they say it's cool to "look, but don't touch"......... WRONG!!!!!!

i'm going through the workaholic stuff right now.....i'm sorry i work 12 hour days and i don't feel like going out when i get home. a cold beer and the La-Z-Boy is all i'm looking forward to most nights. even my riding time has suffered and that is simply UNACCEPTABLE :x



If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.



YEA......you do that outta the blue, just to be nice, and you've done something wrong.....and that "wrong" thing she THINKS you have done is cheat. SHEESH!!!!

AND they rule the world, whether we know it or not....they do......they're the ones with all the freakin vaginas !!!!!!!!! :P

thanks gnt for pushing that button!!!! :wink:

no doubt.... i get all that shit ALL THE TIME!

Being with my wife for 8 years now I can tell you, You can win too :!: I believe in investing in the woman," it pays off" in more ways than one. At the same time you have to realize that they are incredibely selfish creatures and take everything they can possibly get. All I can say is find a nitch. For example if she gives me emotional black mail before I go on a ride wanting to know when im going to be home then I say 2:00 then show up at 5:00. If she is all supportive about my time with the ride for the day then Ill tell her when ill be home and come home at that time. Shes learning not to mess with me in that way, but were into it 8 years. :It just takes time.
I will say I dont know what to do about them expecting us to read there mind :!: They just need to get a clue,"WE DONT THINK BITCH". They have to tell us, its that simple.
Anyway what ever :wink: :roll:

i'm 32 and never been married, so i can't say anythhing about married folks, but i do what you say you've done, truck, all the time and it ain't worth it. my girl told me that she wasn't jealous of anything but my bike......and i know why....


starting another post now............................... :P

I'm also 32, have been married, had all kinds of different girlfriends and both of y'all are right on.
Just make sure you call if the wind changes directions or changes velocity or has a different scent in it or... or... or ....:lmao:

True dat, true dat....