One afternoon, a little girl returned home from
school and announced that a friend had told her where
babies come from.
Amused, her mother replied, "Why don't you tell me
all about it?"
The little girl explained, "Well, mommy and daddy
take off all of their clothes, and then the daddy's
thingy stands up, and then the mommy puts it in her
mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how
you get babies."
Her mother shook her head, leaned over to meet her
eye-to-eye, and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but
that's not how you get babies. That's how you get
jewelry."

that's why i plan on staying single forever.