I was reading some "squid stories" on another motorcycle site and I was laughing so hard. I'd like to hear some lines that you guys have heard.

This isn't really a squid story but it is funny: While putting gas in my bike a youngster rides his bicycle up to me and asks me how fast my bike goes (common question). I give him the standard but polite "Pretty fast." and then he goes on to tell me how his cousin's 4-wheeler does over 100mph. I did my best not to laugh while I finished topping off.

here goes, This dumb fuck showed up at the spot without front brakes and was doing wheelies untill he landed to far down the street and he had to lowside his bike before he hit a huge ass cement wall.... Him and his bike hit the wall anyway......