A little girl was being driven to a friends place to go and play and o the way there she asks her mother some questions...
“Mommy, How old are you?”
“Young lady it is considered impolite to ask adult women a question like that.”
After a few more minutes the little girl goes at it again…
“Mommy, How much do you weigh?”
“Now Young Lady, I just told you that those type of questions are rude to ask.”
And another minute passes and they are just arriving at the little girls friends place but the little girl just can’t hold back from another…
“Mommy? Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?”
“Now That Is Enough out of You. Go and play with your friend!”

Now the little girl is playing along with her friend and mentions the inquiries…
“You know, my mommy wouldn’t answer Any of my questions I asked like how old she is, how much she weighs, and why her and my daddy got a divorce.” …
And her friend starts up with... “That’s simple.”
“All you have to do is get a hold of her dirvers liscense. That’s like a report card for Adults!!!”

So the when the little girl get’s home she digs into her mom’s purse and finds her drivers liscense…
A few moments later she goes up to her mother and starts it all up…
“Mommy?”
“Yes dear?”
“I know that you are 32 years old.”
“Now just How did you find That out?”
Not being inclined to answer her mom she continues…
“I know you weigh 140 pounds and why you and daddy got a divorce!”
“You got an ‘F’ in sex.”

Well that would do it for me, "the F in sex that is". :D

funny