There is a new virus - code name "Work". If you receive "work" from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, phone or anywhere else, do not touch "work" under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should happen to come into contact with this virus, follow these steps:

1) Put on your jacket

2) Round up two good friends

3) Go straight to the nearest pub

4) Order three drinks, 14 times.

You will find that "work" has now been completely deleted from your brain.

Forward this virus warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends this means that you are already infected by this virus and "work" already controls your whole life.

THAT IS THE BEST YET MAN! FUNNY AS HELL!

If you are self employed, follow steps 1-4 and repeat. The virus never goes away but you can dull the pain :x

If you are self employed, follow steps 1-4 and repeat. The virus never goes away but you can dull the pain :x

I hear that.....