gntbldr
10-04-2005, 05:01 PM
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting
at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but
lacks
the
nerve to talk with her.
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>Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
>towards
the man.
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>He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it
back.
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>Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place.
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>"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.
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>They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
>theater
followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
dreams and
he
shares his. She listens.
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>After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
her
place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
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>They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
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>The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The
guy
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amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !
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>"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
>every
guy you meet? "
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>"No, " she replies. . . . . . "
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>It's coming.
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>The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
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sitting
at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but
lacks
the
nerve to talk with her.
>
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>Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
>towards
the man.
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>He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it
back.
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>Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place.
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>"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.
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>They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
>theater
followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
dreams and
he
shares his. She listens.
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>After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
her
place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
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>They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
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>The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The
guy
>is
amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !
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>"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
>every
guy you meet? "
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>"No, " she replies. . . . . . "
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