A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were
touring around the market place looking at the goods
and such when they passed this small sandal shop. From
inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican
accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my
humble shop!"

So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to
them, "I have some special sandals I think you would
be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband
felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he
was.

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you
into a sexfreak?"

The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man."

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife,
finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he
slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in
his eyes... something his wife hadn't seen in many
years!!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the
Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down
his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a
firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE
WRONG FEET!!! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!