Flightmedic954
11-29-2005, 02:10 PM
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the
Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.
Well Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports
for her first day promptly 8:00a.m.
The next day at 8:45 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins
to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly
slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production
line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the two
men march down to the factory floor
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle
Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me
Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps
it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pull's himself together and approaches Lena.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
"but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday....
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.
Well Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports
for her first day promptly 8:00a.m.
The next day at 8:45 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins
to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly
slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production
line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the two
men march down to the factory floor
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle
Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me
Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps
it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pull's himself together and approaches Lena.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
"but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday....
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."