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702cbr954
04-27-2004, 04:48 PM
A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and
expensivecigars,then insured them against fire among other things.
Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars
and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy,
the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of
small fires."
The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that
the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued... and won!
In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company
that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless,that the lawyer
held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were
insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire,
without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire," and was
obligated to pay the claim.
Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance
company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of
the rare cigars lost in the "fires."
NOW FOR THE BEST PART...
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!!
With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being
used against him. The lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his
insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00
fine.
This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal
Lawyers Award Contest.
ONLY IN AMERICA!!!
NO WONDER THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES THINK WE'RE NUTS!!.

By-Tor
04-27-2004, 06:44 PM
HOLLY FUCKIN SHIT :!: A doctor that my mother in law works for went sledding last winter on town property. He went into a ditch an fucked up his back. He then sued the town for not fixing the ditch.





Yep, you guessed it, he won $5 million :x

Now you all know why we pay so much for insurrance.

Truck
04-27-2004, 06:52 PM
He got what he had commin to him. Lawyers and judges are the biggest liars and moneywhores there is. I wish hed of gotten more :x

gntbldr
04-28-2004, 12:25 AM
holly chit :batman:

cbrjimmy1KRR
04-28-2004, 05:52 AM
LOL.......that lawyer was pretty clever, but it looks like the ins. company was more clever. dickhead got what he deserved

Anonymous
04-28-2004, 08:47 AM
Thats too funny... He did get what he had coming to him.......

GeNeRaL
04-28-2004, 10:03 AM
Urban Legend, but funny story nonetheless.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/cigarson.asp

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