olderRR.
04-27-2004, 10:59 PM
GNT was a successful lawyer but he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old country doctor who solved the problem.
"The good news is that I can cure your headaches. The bad news is
that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which
causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and
the pressure creates a terrible headache. The only way to relieve the
condition is to remove your testicles."
GNT was shocked and depressed. He wondered whether he had anything to live for.
He couldn't even concentrate long enough to answer his own question, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital after the surgery he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he also felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." He picked one out.
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see...size 44 long." GNT laughed, “That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years " he replied.
GNT tried on the suit and it fit him perfectly. As GNT admired himself, the salesman said, "How about a new shirt?” The salesman eyed GNT, and said, "34"sleeve and a 16" neck?" GNT was surprised. "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years,” said the tailor. GNT tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As GNT adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman said, "How about new shoes?" GNT was on a roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed GNT's feet and said, "Let's see...9?" GNT was astonished, "How did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years," replied the salesman. GNT tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. He walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman said, "How about some new underwear?" GNT thought for a second and said, "Sure."
The salesman stepped back, eyed GNT's waist and said, "Let's see...size 36." GNT laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old" The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear size 34. A 34 would press your testicles up against your spine and give you one hell of a headache......."
"The good news is that I can cure your headaches. The bad news is
that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which
causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and
the pressure creates a terrible headache. The only way to relieve the
condition is to remove your testicles."
GNT was shocked and depressed. He wondered whether he had anything to live for.
He couldn't even concentrate long enough to answer his own question, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital after the surgery he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he also felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." He picked one out.
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see...size 44 long." GNT laughed, “That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years " he replied.
GNT tried on the suit and it fit him perfectly. As GNT admired himself, the salesman said, "How about a new shirt?” The salesman eyed GNT, and said, "34"sleeve and a 16" neck?" GNT was surprised. "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years,” said the tailor. GNT tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As GNT adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman said, "How about new shoes?" GNT was on a roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed GNT's feet and said, "Let's see...9?" GNT was astonished, "How did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years," replied the salesman. GNT tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. He walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman said, "How about some new underwear?" GNT thought for a second and said, "Sure."
The salesman stepped back, eyed GNT's waist and said, "Let's see...size 36." GNT laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old" The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear size 34. A 34 would press your testicles up against your spine and give you one hell of a headache......."