Butter Bean
12-20-2005, 12:36 PM
A man and his wife are driving down the street, when a cop pulls them over.
The cop walks up the the car and tells the driver "Sir, I stopped you for speeding"
The driver begins to explain himself by telling the cop "I did not know I was speeding. I must have missed the sign..."
When all of a sudden his wife cuts him off telling him "I told you to slow down, You always drive too fast..." and the driver turns to her and shouts "Bitch! Would you shut the fuck up!!!"
The cop interrupts them with "Sir, you also have a tail light out"
Again the driver tries to explain to the cop "I'm sorry officer, I did not know it was out. I'll get it fixed right away...."
Again the wife cuts him off and begins shouting to him "You knew it was out. I told you three weeks ago that it was out. I asked you to fix it. You never do anything that I ask you to do..."
and again the driver turns to his wife and shouts "Bitch! Shut The Fuck Up!!!"
The cop then leans into the car and asks "Ma'am, Does he always talk to you like that?" and the wife replies with a grin...
Only when he's drunk...
The cop walks up the the car and tells the driver "Sir, I stopped you for speeding"
The driver begins to explain himself by telling the cop "I did not know I was speeding. I must have missed the sign..."
When all of a sudden his wife cuts him off telling him "I told you to slow down, You always drive too fast..." and the driver turns to her and shouts "Bitch! Would you shut the fuck up!!!"
The cop interrupts them with "Sir, you also have a tail light out"
Again the driver tries to explain to the cop "I'm sorry officer, I did not know it was out. I'll get it fixed right away...."
Again the wife cuts him off and begins shouting to him "You knew it was out. I told you three weeks ago that it was out. I asked you to fix it. You never do anything that I ask you to do..."
and again the driver turns to his wife and shouts "Bitch! Shut The Fuck Up!!!"
The cop then leans into the car and asks "Ma'am, Does he always talk to you like that?" and the wife replies with a grin...
Only when he's drunk...