Black1000RR
04-28-2004, 08:35 PM
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw PIP with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest Riding boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked PIP, "Is it true what they say about men with big feet?"
PIP grinned and said, "Shore is, lady! Why don't you come out to my house and let me prove it to you?" The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thank you, ma'am. I'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before." The woman replied, "Don't be flattered . . .take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.
PIP grinned and said, "Shore is, lady! Why don't you come out to my house and let me prove it to you?" The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thank you, ma'am. I'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before." The woman replied, "Don't be flattered . . .take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.