the death psychic. (http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/)

and when

http://www.deathclock.com/

I had to try 3 different name combinations before one sounded right...

This was the closest:
You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm.


And, I'll die...
Thursday, September 6, 2057

(I'll be 79 yrs old- I don't want to live THAT long...)

You are beaten to death by a disgruntled teammate with a bar of soap stuffed in a gym sock.

guess i hate the team sports now :rofl:

Complications from a ruptured appendix!
May 14th, 2034

I get killed in a drive by while walking to my car after visiting a friend in a bad part of town. March 22, 2031

ohh yay.


http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/told.jpg While serving jury duty, an accused murderer overpowers the bailiff and beats you to death with the stenotype machine.



http://www.deathclock.com/images/rip_top.gif Your Personal Day of Death is... http://www.deathclock.com/images/rip_bottom.gif Thursday, February 1, 2046

how
While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop.


when
Tuesday, September 24, 2047


I'll be 73 then, I don't think I will be trying to outrun any trains, but who knows I could be close to death anyway and I decide I want to go out racing something.haha

and heres just using my middle name.

While driving too fast in icy conditions, you run a red light, and your car is struck in the intersection by a speeding truck. You are killed instantly.

and just my last name, haha bears are my favorite animals too.

After you rudely push your way through a crowded line at the zoo, a large, angry man picks you up and throws you over a guardrail into the bear pit. Being only minutes before feeding time, you are quickly devoured by the hungry beasts.

A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

nice

:LOL:

i choked on my lunch and died. how fucking shitty is that.

here's what I get when I do my screen name


http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/told.jpg You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)

I'll die with from chocking out of air....due to the hot blonde sitting on my face while she it's kissing the one sitting on my D**K and I'm on my back.

well, that does it. I ready :D

A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a pitchfork. Monday, August 12, 2013



I could actually see this happening. I better enjoy the next 7 years:firedevil:

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/told.jpg Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun.

fitting

fitting

need a hug?

:urfunny::rofl3::urfunny:

It says I will overdose on sleeping pills when I am 73!

need a hug?

no. i just need to figure out how to unjam this fucking 870

I get killed in a drive by while walking to my car after visiting a friend in a bad part of town. March 22, 2031

Is there a "bad" part of town where you live? Or will you have to move?

I was beating to death by Jim when I run into his 600rr, sorry bro